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post #1 of 6 Old 05-10-2008, 05:35 AM Thread Starter
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Remember mothers

Hope this touches you the way it touched me!



A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!


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o thats a good one LMAO
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thats funny. I find that old people are always trying to scam me with work... always saying its too much, then im nice and bring down the price more. then the next day they open there garage and have 2 BMWs. that really pisses me off lol


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but at work I drive
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hahahaha thats great

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thats funny. I find that old people are always trying to scam me with work... always saying its too much, then im nice and bring down the price more. then the next day they open there garage and have 2 BMWs. that really pisses me off lol
Thats how they get and afford to keep those Beamers!!

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