New Supermarkets

[choctaw]

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an
automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just
before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of
charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the
pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell
of fresh baked bread &cookies.
I don't go down the toilet paper aisle any more.

[HVAC SuperTech]

LOL, thought you were serious about that at first!!

[drstephennix]

shoulda seen that coming

[MrJohnWayne]

Hahahah good one!

[ford99PSD]

hahaha i thought you were serious cause the grocery store where i go has the thunder on the vegetables

[BryanH]

Good one man.