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Old 05-05-2008, 08:42 PM
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Lie detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11
year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?", they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you went after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John.
"When I was your age, I never lied tomy parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with
Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her
three times.
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:43 PM
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seen that..still funny though....lol
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:44 PM
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11
year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?", they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you went after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John.
"When I was your age, I never lied tomy parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with
Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her
three times.
OOOOOoooooohhhhhhh. Burn.
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:46 PM
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:44 PM
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Haahaa that's funny!
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:59 PM
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Funny as hell!
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