Lie detector - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

User Tag List

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 Old 05-05-2008, 08:42 PM Thread Starter
Compression Ignition Addict
 
owtcast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Beaumont, Texas
Posts: 1,527
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Lie detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11
year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?", they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you went after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John.
"When I was your age, I never lied tomy parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with
Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her
three times.
owtcast is offline  
post #2 of 6 Old 05-05-2008, 08:43 PM
Banned

 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Belle Chasse
Posts: 3,445
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
seen that..still funny though....lol
TANK'S 250 is offline  
post #3 of 6 Old 05-05-2008, 08:44 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
TurboSevenThree's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Flint, MI
Posts: 4,057
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by owtcast View Post
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11
year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?", they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you went after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John.
"When I was your age, I never lied tomy parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with
Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her
three times.
OOOOOoooooohhhhhhh. Burn.

Old Truck: 00 F350 XLT DRW: basic first few mods. S&B, 4" straight pipe, gauges, CCV, EBPV and Wastegate line deletes, LED Sills, sweet custom headlights, smoked cab lights, Ventshades, Tint.
Traded in at 196k miles.

"Brand Newish" Truck: 02 Chevy S10 2.2L 5sp. Reg cab 4x2. Badass custom made shifter, foglights, 20% tint, AVS Vent-shades, Stock Intake mods, Electric Fan conversion .
~ 95k miles.
TurboSevenThree is offline  
post #4 of 6 Old 05-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
rankroddin250's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: lewiston, Id.
Posts: 5,008
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
BUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!



A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
---------------------------------------------------
The People of a free country should not be scared of their government, the government should be scared of their people.


rankroddin250 is offline  
post #5 of 6 Old 05-06-2008, 03:44 PM
Premium Member
 
SMKSTAX's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Effort/Nanticoke,Pa.
Posts: 5,441
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Haahaa that's funny!

RICK


97 F350 CREW CAB 4x4, 7.3 TURBO DIESEL, DIY INTAKE , TW TUNES
GRAND ROCK POWERFLOW STACK KIT W/5" MITRES
3.55 REARS, 3" DOWNPIPE, FPR SHIMMED WITH GAUGE

SMKSTAX is offline  
post #6 of 6 Old 05-06-2008, 03:59 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
Nally7.3Powerstroke's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,082
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Nally7.3Powerstroke
Funny as hell!
Nally7.3Powerstroke is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome