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Old 04-23-2008, 03:21 PM
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Joke Of The Day!! G-Ma's new Boyfriend!

Hope this makes some of you laugh.


A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up
and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
went
to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make
me feel good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated,
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open
the
door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said,
"Hello son, is
your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are and laughter is
good
for you!!


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Old 04-23-2008, 03:26 PM
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