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Joke Of The Day!! G-Ma's new Boyfriend!

Hope this makes some of you laugh.

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up
and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make
me feel good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open
door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said,
"Hello son, is
your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are and laughter is
for you!!

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Old 04-23-2008, 03:26 PM
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