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Old 04-22-2008, 07:27 AM
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If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!! !!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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Old 04-22-2008, 07:40 AM
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Love that one!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-22-2008, 07:47 AM
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AMEN to that
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:30 AM
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Definately love that one
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:37 AM
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Gonna have to give that one a ol' fashion HELL YEAH!
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Yahoo to the Marines!
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yea one of the best things i have heard in a long time
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eat.....! Now that's a good one
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I like it.
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