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Old 04-20-2008, 06:44 PM
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Little sister

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms
in your car.
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:47 PM
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haha thats funny
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:50 PM
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thats awesome
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:51 PM
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thats funny as hell!
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:51 PM
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That was good!
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:11 PM
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That was good
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Oh it was gonna be good n' sweet then LOL! That's a good one!
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Thats Great!!! Didnt see that coming at all!
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Old 04-20-2008, 10:12 PM
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That's funny right there!
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