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post #1 of 9 Old 04-10-2008, 08:17 AM Thread Starter
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A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter.

A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She
says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't
believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's
on sale this week for only $20.00.'

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her
credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the
rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

He replies,' Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'

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post #2 of 9 Old 04-10-2008, 08:20 AM
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i wonder if she just paid it , i would have

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Hah thats a good one!
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post #4 of 9 Old 04-10-2008, 08:23 AM
What u talkin bout willis

 
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I WOULD HAVE PAID FOR IT ALSO

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that's funny right there.

after the first day on the job, the manager asks how the new sales clerk did.

The new guy say's "only one sale all day"

The manager says hell, you better do better than that if you want to work here, How much was the sale for?

New guy says "about 48 Grand"

Manager's jaw hits the floor $48,000.00 ? what did you sell,

New guy says a guy came in looking for tampons for his wife and told me he was sorry but he had the wrong store so I said if you can't have sex today you might as well go fishing so I sold him a rod, a reel, the new bass boat and the F350 you had out back.
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post #6 of 9 Old 04-10-2008, 08:29 AM
What u talkin bout willis

 
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HA HA THAT WAS A IF I EVER SEEN ONE

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Both are too funny!

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