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post #1 of 14 Old 04-02-2008, 11:42 AM Thread Starter
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After their 11th child, a West Virginia couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.


"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in West Virginia) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."


The West Virginian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama.

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That's funny....

The worse part about it is the timing...I just got mine done on friday....for the third time.
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took me a while before i got u have to read to the end! that is hilliarous

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That's funny....

The worse part about it is the timing...I just got mine done on friday....for the third time.
If it doesn't work this time there's only one thing left to do......complete removal!
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That's funny....

The worse part about it is the timing...I just got mine done on friday....for the third time.
Are you not getting the message? Sounds like you're destined for a larger family!
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Thats funny, we were talking about this in BIO lab today lol. The diagram for it was not pretty.

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I've been married 5 times,..I keep tradeing them in for newer models.

Well....the first time I had a vasectomy, was about 10 years ago..after my second wife and second child.....

Fours years and 2 wives later,...new wife wants a kid.....so I had it reversed...

So...with the newest wife, I now have a 2 year old little girl.....and she decided she didn't want any more.

End result.....Friday I got nuetered.....AGAIN
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I've been married 5 times,..I keep tradeing them in for newer models.
Well....the first time I had a vasectomy, was about 10 years ago..after my second wife and second child.....

Fours years and 2 wives later,...new wife wants a kid.....so I had it reversed...

So...with the newest wife, I now have a 2 year old little girl.....and she decided she didn't want any more.

End result.....Friday I got nuetered.....AGAIN
Man, you gotta stop with the trade-ins!
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This procedure also works in Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama.
nice the joke I saw had Virginia in it did you leave that out b/c you r are from there

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