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Things to think about (about cops)

GOOD A Norton, Ks policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Hays, Ks. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Kansas State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, ' Kansas State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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hey man anytime you need a laugh just post or PM me i have hundreds of emails with good jokes
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And I repeat ....
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I gotta use the State trooper's Ball sometime!!!
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Old 04-01-2008, 10:46 PM
Is it even worth it???



 
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That's funny... I'll have to remember the one about the ball!!!
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