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Male vs Female at ATM

Male vs Female at the ATM



MALE PROCEDURE:


1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.



FEMALE PROCEDURE:


(Most of this part is really true!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up..
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7.. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8.. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24.. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone..
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake.

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thats hilarious, I give my gf sh!t all the time because she has no fore-thought although most women dont. She gets mad because i spell out everything she is gonna forget before she even forgets it

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- I saw a lady do this except she was just too far to reach out the window, but close enough to the steel poles protecting the ATM that she couldn't get her car door open very far. She basically got up on her knees in the seat and was 1/2 way out of the window to make her transaction. I swear I thought she was going to fall out of her car.


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LMAO this is pretty perfectly displayed lol!
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****, I just drive up and hit the ATM with truck and hope it gets scared and spits out money for my to leave it alone.
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THAT is SO my wife LOL
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Thats funny sh!! I don't care who u r!!!!!!!

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Or, if you're like this dumba-- I know, light the ATM on fire and hope it gives you money.

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:thumbup: that's hilarious, but annoying too when your the one in the passenger seat.

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