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Old 03-29-2008, 11:54 PM
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Instructions on how to clean your toilet the fun way

1) Put both lid up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2) Pick up the cat and soothe him/her while you carry it towards the bathroom.

3) In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lids. (You may need to stand on the lid)

4) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this)

5) Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "Power Wash" and rinse.

6) Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the door.

7) Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and lift both lids.

8) The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he/she will dry itself off.

9) Both the comode and cat will be sparkling clean!


Sincerely,

The Dog
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That is to funny...lmao
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At first I thought someone had acutally done this but at the end relising this is a joke that was good had me going lol guess I had a blonde moment there kinda like my wife (you didn't hear that from me)
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I love it!!!
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haha

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At first I thought someone had acutally done this but at the end relising this is a joke that was good had me going lol guess I had a blonde moment there kinda like my wife (you didn't hear that from me)


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My dogs think we should get a cat and try it!!! I loved that
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yup sounds like a fun way. but i dont have cats anymore my dog would eat them.
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OK so i tried this, however my "Step 8" was a little different... he ran straight for my bed...

got any step by step tips for cleaning comforters ???

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The only way I'd try this is to use a neighbor's cat....I dislike cat's so much I don't think I'd keep one even for this! However, I do have a groundhog that might work.
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