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Old 03-28-2008, 12:32 PM
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For The Ladies!!!

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:35 PM
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Your just wrong!
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:41 PM
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I don't see the humor in that.....
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:42 PM
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come on thats not right crystal ! ! !
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:44 PM
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That was HILARIOUS!!!
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:55 PM
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It's true!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:04 PM
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hahaha who ever said guys were good with maps and directions we would rather seek the adventure of the unknown
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:47 PM
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Please!!!! That not even close to funny!
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Old 03-29-2008, 03:32 AM
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BOO, 6HRS AND 600 DOLLARS LATER SHE MET UP WITH THE OTHER MEN. (she did have to stop at 3 shoe stores you know.)
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