For The Ladies!!! - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Please Visit our Site Sponsors
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

Powerstroke.org is the premier Diesel Truck Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 11:32 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 330
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
For The Ladies!!!

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 11:35 AM
I don't know nuttin....

 

Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Tuttle, OK
Posts: 16,938
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Your just wrong!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 11:41 AM
Let's Run'em


 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: El Paso, TX
Posts: 16,486
Feedback Score: 2 reviews
Send a message via AIM to TwinTurboStroker
I don't see the humor in that.....
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 11:42 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sebring, FL
Posts: 3,673
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
come on thats not right crystal ! ! !
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 11:44 AM
Powerstroke.org Rookie
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 21
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
That was HILARIOUS!!!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 11:55 AM
Conservative and Proud

 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Oregon
Posts: 14,468
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
It's true!!!!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 12:04 PM
Desert Shield/Storm Vet

 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Munising, MI.
Posts: 9,092
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
hahaha who ever said guys were good with maps and directions we would rather seek the adventure of the unknown
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 03:34 PM
Member
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 58
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2008, 07:47 PM
Shaking the Bush Boss
 

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Salisbury, NC
Posts: 9,741
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Please!!!! That not even close to funny!
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 03-29-2008, 02:32 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: central pennsylvania
Posts: 311
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
BOO, 6HRS AND 600 DOLLARS LATER SHE MET UP WITH THE OTHER MEN. (she did have to stop at 3 shoe stores you know.)
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:24 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.5.2
Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

vB.Sponsors