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post #1 of 5 Old 03-27-2008, 06:10 AM Thread Starter
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Ya'll have probably heard it, but I love it...

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
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Hahaha that's funny

my name is jeff but my friends call me.........jeff



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Good one.

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Very Nice ! ! !

Nice to see you still coming around and telling jokes everyonce in a while

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post #5 of 5 Old 03-27-2008, 06:35 AM
Stupidity pisses me off

 
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HA HA, that sums up his presidentcy!

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