The old Mule - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 3 Old 06-18-2013, 07:15 PM Thread Starter
Glow Plugs Only
 
dee004's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,447
Thanks: 1
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
The old Mule

AN OLD WEST VIRGINIA FARMER HAD A WIFE WHO NAGGED HIM UNMERCIFULLY. FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT [AND SOMETIMES LATER], SHE WAS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING. THE ONLY TIME HE GOT ANY RELIEF WAS WHEN HE WAS OUT PLOWING WITH HIS OLD MULE.

HE TRIED TO PLOW A LOT.

ONE DAY, WHEN HE WAS OUT PLOWING, HIS WIFE BROUGHT HIM LUNCH IN THE FIELD. HE DROVE THE OLD MULE INTO THE SHADE, SAT DOWN ON A STUMP, AND BEGAN TO EAT HIS LUNCH. IMMEDIATELY, HIS WIFE BEGAN HARANGUING HIM AGAIN. COMPLAIN, NAG, NAG, IT JUST WENT ON AND ON.

ALL OF A SUDDEN,THE OLD MULE LASHED OUT WITH BOTH HIND FEET, CAUGHT HER SMACK IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND KILLED HER DEAD ON THE SPOT.

AT THE FUNERAL A FEW DAYS LATER, THE PREACHER NOTICED SOMETHING RATHER ODD.

WHEN A WOMAN MOURNER WOULD APPROACH THE OLD FARMER, HE WOULD LISTEN FOR A MINUTE, THEN NOD HIS HEAD IN AGREEMENT, BUT WHEN A MAN MOURNER APPROACHED HIM, HE WOULD LISTEN FOR A MINUTE, THEN SHAKE HIS HEAD IN DISAGREEMENT.

THIS WAS SO CONSISTENT, THE PREACHER DECIDED TO ASK THE OLD FARMER ABOUT IT. SO AFTER THE FUNERAL HE SPOKE TO THE OLD MAN, AND ASKED HIM WHY HE NODDED HIS HEAD AND AGREED WITH THE WOMEN, BUT ALWAYS SHOOK HIS HEAD AND DISAGREED WITH ALL THE MEN.

THE OLD FARMER SAID: "WELL, THE WOMEN WOULD COME UP AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW NICE MY WIFE LOOKED, OR HOW PRETTY HER DRESS WAS, SO I'D NOD MY HEAD IN AGREEMENT.''

"AND WHAT ABOUT THE MEN ? " THE PREACHER ASKED.

"THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF THE MULE WAS FOR SALE. "


05 F250 CCSB 4X4, 05 VW TDI
4"Banks Turbo Back, ARP Studs & OEM Gaskets,
Coolant Filter, Blue spring, Zoodad
Bypass Oil Filter, Kitty By By, Standpipes dummy plugs
BPD oil cooler, EGR Delete, CCV Mod, BPD Oil Cooler, SCT SF3

http://www.powerstroke.org/forum/gen...-endeavor.html


dee004 is offline  
post #2 of 3 Old 06-18-2013, 07:23 PM
Slacker



 
Evil Eye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Surprise, Arizona
Posts: 18,575
Thanks: 16
Thanked 222 Times in 193 Posts
Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Quoted: 158 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 4 reviews
That's great!

Shawn Carlson
EvilEye@powerstroke.org

Proud Navy Vet
2005 F250, CCSB, 6.0 PSD, FX4 (The Sweet Unit is white)
2008 F350, CCLB, 6.4 PSD (Brad-the wife's truck is black)




Engine Mods:
Fluidampr
CCV Reroute (Reinstated)
4" MBRP Exhaust
MTW Stage 1 Turbo
Bulletproof 53V FICM
BulletProof EGR Cooler
BulletProof Water Pump
Riff Raff Intercooler Boots
Gogo Diesel Direct Drive Solenoid
BulletProof All-Aluminum Radiator
BulletProof All-Aluminum Intercooler
BulletProof Oil Cooler System w/ Bypass Filter
SCT w/ Custom Tunes (TSD, DJ's, Innovative, Gearhead, QuickTricks)

Exterior Mods:
Bilstein 5100 Shocks
Icon Adjustable Trac Bar
Firestone RideRite Air Bags
BDS Dual Steering Stabilizer
Aluminum Finned Differential Cover
Reese 16k Manual Slider 5th Wheel Hitch
Icon 2.5" Leveling Kit w/ F-350 rear blocks
20" BMF Novakanes wrapped in 33" Nitto Terra Grapplers
Evil Eye is offline  
post #3 of 3 Old 06-20-2013, 10:52 PM
Member
 
03F350moneypit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Hubbard, OHIO
Posts: 42
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
hahahaha awesome


03 F350 6.uhohh 4x4 srw manual egr delete, and scangauge2. so far....
03F350moneypit is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome