us rebate check

[cstroke69cpy3]

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatamala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US .
My name is Elliot Spitzer and I approved this ad...

[tylerwitt34]

LOL So true. So everyone grab a case of bud light and a good looking prostitute!!!!!!!

[sldghamr]

prostitute
pay off debt
prostitute
pay off debt

I CAN'T DECIDE

[DuraWhat?]

What’s even funnier the $600.00 per single person wouldn’t buy, but 2 hours with a decent escort then you have $100.00 left to get a room, beer, and rubbers.

The rebate is nice, but you have to look into it. It’s to help our economy right? Well, ill be saving mine as will a few others the money is really for the lowest bracket because as we all now they will spend it as fast as they can. THAT STATMENT DOES NOT INCLUDE PAYING OFF DEBT. It does make good sense if you think about it. Although $600.00 in the hands of the people my taxes already pay for there food and shelter doesn’t please me so much, but they are the ones who the rebate is for.

[ford99PSD]

$600 is nice but where did it come from, it was prob. just printed into wxistence and we will most likely have to pay taxes on it next year when we get our taxes done, but i can but a new gun! oh wait that will just get taken away from me here in CA

[mrenn]

Mine's going to coors.

[scheidt27]

mines going towards my credit card.....well maybe some new wheels

[DuraWhat?]

Originally Posted by ford99PSD

$600 is nice but where did it come from, it was prob. just printed into wxistence and we will most likely have to pay taxes on it next year when we get our taxes done, but i can but a new gun! oh wait that will just get taken away from me here in CA

Yeah you will have to claim it as income next year. Man, I hate it for you in Cali with the Gun laws. Thank God for Georgia... Wait it's just a matter of time before all the liberals change our ways too.

[StarDriver]

Originally Posted by DuraWhat?

Yeah you will have to claim it as income next year. Man, I hate it for you in Cali with the Gun laws. Thank God for Georgia... Wait it's just a matter of time before all the liberals change our ways too.

Naw, we don't have to worry about that here in GA, when there are too many liberals, they open a hunting season on them and the limit is 3 a day.

[rankroddin250]

I never thought bout buying me a new gun with mine thats a good ideah.