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post #1 of 12 Old 03-13-2008, 03:28 PM Thread Starter
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This little boy had a job every morning before school. He was to feed the chickens, pigs and cows. Well this particular morning, he was in a bad mood when he went out to feed up. When he was in the chicken coop, he kicked the chickens outa the way. Same with the pigs and cows. Just kicked 'em around for no reason. After feeding up, he goes back in the house where his mother has his breakfast on the table just like normal. He sits down and looks at his breakfast and says "Mom, this is cereal with water in it!! Wheres the eggs,bacon and milk like you normally fix?". Mom replies, "Son, I was watching when you kicked the chickens, pigs, and cows. since you did that , you get none of that for 2 weeks." About that time the little boys Dad was coming down the stairs when the cat got in the way and he kicked him across the floor. Little boy replies, "Mom, you wanna tell him, or do ya want me too?"

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