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Old 02-21-2008, 10:39 AM
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Talking Fun with a cop.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.



Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.



Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Hillary in '08."



I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important for my health.
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:44 AM
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:48 AM
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THATS AWESOME!
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Funny I need to stop reading this stuff while eating my lunch. Now I need to clean the pc.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:11 AM
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You know, since McCain's just about a lock, I'm going to go down to the Texas Democratic Primary and vote for Obama, just to stick Hilary in the eye.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:15 AM
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Funny I need to stop reading this stuff while eating my lunch. Now I need to clean the pc.
Sorry
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:47 AM
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Good stuff!!
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Old 02-21-2008, 12:05 PM
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That was funny as hell...........I want be like that when I get old
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lol good stuff
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