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Affairs in order....

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and

said, 'I have some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your

affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the

waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate

when things don't go so well.

In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and

have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There

were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some

of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were


The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've

been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,

'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your

friends you were dying of AIDS.'

The woman said, 'I don't want any of those beeches sleeping with your

father after I'm gone.'

That's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.

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LMAO thats hilarious!!!

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