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post #1 of 23 Old 02-11-2008, 05:39 AM Thread Starter
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Democrat, republican or Southerner

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are
carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN...














Democrat's Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to
him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does
my wife think?

What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street
so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This
is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.



.................................................. .........



Republican's Answer:


BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Oh man, That is good stuff right there. I laughed so hard when I saw that.

I am for sure the southerner.

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Republican Southerner here that was a good one

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Thats great I like that

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Sounds just like me, I do carry a .40 on me most of the day. Only difference is my daughter would be saying nice shot...

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It depends if it is a headshot on the first round.

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That is some funny chit
my answer was BANG
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Thats a good one I'd be the SOUTHERNER and I do carry a 40 cal
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My answer was

Could any one speculate Obama's answer?

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My answer was

Could any one speculate Obama's answer?
"Lettuce pray on the Koran before we begin such violence."

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