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post #1 of 22 Old 02-07-2008, 07:43 AM Thread Starter
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A lil advice!!!

This is pretty funny and oh sooooo true!!!!!


9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying screw YOU!


(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.


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(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
These two use to get me in so much trouble

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Yeah, I hate those.

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#4 is the absolute worste. I hate it when she pulls that one. Never quite sure if the punnishment will be worth it or not.

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That good stuff.

Five minutes my rear end. She tells me 5 minutes so I go fire up the oil burner. By the time she comes out I have burned a half a tank of fuel.

I get the Loud Sigh all the time. I hate it.

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(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

This is the one that always gets me. Every friggin time.

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I think I have been through all of those in the last month.

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This is pretty funny and oh sooooo true!!!!!


9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying screw YOU!


(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
You no that's true,but we deal with it anyway.
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I hear most of them She will get over it. She always says she will get over it. She likes to say I want a divorce so I say anymore ok Lets go. Attitude runs in her family. She admits it. Yea I deal with it She knows with me its like

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these are so true it's scary. Did you and my g/f get together and write these????????????


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