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Old 04-05-2013, 06:41 PM
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SLEEPING WITH BOB

The guys were all at a fishing camp. No one wanted to room with
Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one
of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,
what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,
what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Jeez, that Bob shakes
the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older
cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They
said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into
bed, patted him on the *** and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and
watched me all night."
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