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post #1 of 21 Old 02-01-2008, 08:15 PM Thread Starter
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Why I quit hunting...

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my dumbass husband is out hunting in that stuff?"
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Dayum!!!

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Note this is in the humor section. It's a joke, a funny one too.
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A damn fine joke it is.

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Surprise......




Oh,..............................it's in the humor section.

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yeah I was like what.... then I saw the humor I am glad it was a joke..



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That's pretty funny right there.

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Now that was funny...



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That would just be F*&#ed up.

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Good one. Didn't realize it was the humor section.

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