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post #1 of 9 Old 02-01-2008, 01:37 PM Thread Starter
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When a woman wears a leather dress

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?












Because she smells like a new truck

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Good one

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That's good stuff right there!!!

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i just read this to my girlfriend, her response Yeah thats why..

what she doesnt understand the under 35 crowd its whats under the dress.

over 35 its the truck.. glad she doesnt read this

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NICE ! ! ! !


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good one!

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WOW , good one

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Thats some funny stuff right there. Even though I've never found leather to be comfortable in a a vehicle, maybe its just me?
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Funny Stuff Rite There!!

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