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post #1 of 17 Old 01-31-2008, 07:21 AM Thread Starter
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BLOND JOKE

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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post #2 of 17 Old 01-31-2008, 07:23 AM
What u talkin bout willis

 
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post #3 of 17 Old 01-31-2008, 07:24 AM
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Ha Ha lol...

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pretty good

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post #5 of 17 Old 01-31-2008, 07:26 AM
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HA HA thats pretty good

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i don't care who you are thats funny right there...
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my thought is that's going to hurt that ol'e blind cowboy

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i just wish i would stumble across a bar with all blond chics

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