BLOND JOKE

[Brian]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[REDPOWERSMOKER]

HA HA GOOD'N

[redstroker_2002]

Ha Ha lol...

[cj41foley]

pretty good

[bigwhite7.3stroker]

HA HA thats pretty good

[TXbroker]

Very Nice....

[HorseMover]

Nice

[tomturf]

i don't care who you are thats funny right there...

[bobkat]

my thought is that's going to hurt that ol'e blind cowboy

[SCUFFY828]

i just wish i would stumble across a bar with all blond chics