Humorous Military Rules

[sevenmalards]

>>> Humorous Military Rules
>>>
>>> Marine Corps Rules:
>>>
>>> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
>>>
>>> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
>>>
>>> 3. Have a plan.
>>>
>>> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
>>>
>>> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you
>>> meet.
>>>
>>> 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not
>>> start with a "4."
>>>
>>> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
>>> Life is expensive.
>>>
>>> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend (lateral &
>>> diagonal preferred).
>>>
>>> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
>>>
>>> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
>>>
>>> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you
>>> lose.
>>>
>>> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance,
>>> or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
>>>
>>> 13. I f you are not shooting, you should be communicating your
>>> intention to shoot...
>>> ____________________________________________
>>> Navy SEAL's Rules:
>>>
>>> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
>>>
>>> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
>>>
>>> 3. Adjust Speedo.
>>>
>>> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>>>
>>> __________________________________________________ ___________________
>>> ___
>>> ___US Army Rangers Rules:
>>>
>>> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75-pound rucksack while starving.
>>>
>>> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
>>>
>>> 3. Request permission via radio from higher (REMFs) to perform
>>> killing..
>>>
>>> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
>>>
>>> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75-pound rucksack while starving.
>>> ____________________________________________
>>> US Army Rules:
>>>
>>> 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
>>>
>>> 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
>>>
>>> 3. Curse bitterly.
>>>
>>> 4. Curse bitterly
>>>
>>> 5. Do not listen to 2nd Lieuten ants. They can get you killed.
>>>
>>> 6. Curse bitterly.
>>>
>>> __________________________________________________ ___________________
>>> ___
>>>
>>> US Air Force Rules:
>>>
>>> 1. Have a ****tail.
>>>
>>> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
>>>
>>> 3. See what's on HBO.
>>>
>>> 4. Ask "What is a gunfight?"
>>>
>>> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point
>>> presentation.
>>>
>>> 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
>>> executives.
>>>
>>> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
>>>
>>> 8. Declare the assets "strategic" and refuse to deploy them
>>> operationally.
>>>
>>> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
>>>
>>> 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but
>>> close enough to be tax exempt.
>>>
>>> __________________________________________________ ___________________
>>> __
>>> US Navy Rules:
>>>
>>> 1. Go to Sea.
>>>
>>> 2. Drink Coffee.
>>>
>>> 3. Deploy Marines
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much"

[Firemanbill]

I dunno bout the rest of them but those Air Force ones are right on target!

[sawyer1]

Airforce is right on I just had training today Have not watched you tube so much in one day. Im exhausted. But two days ago had a seven mile ruck march i took the camera and got some pics.

[sevenmalards]

Originally Posted by sawyer1

Airforce is right on I just had training today Have not watched you tube so much in one day. Im exhausted. But two days ago had a seven mile ruck march i took the camera and got some pics.

Seven miles? Oh-your poor feet

[sawyer1]

it wasnt my feet that hurt it was my face and ears it was -18 degrees. and falling on the ice an snow that made it tuff.

[sevenmalards]

Originally Posted by sawyer1

it wasnt my feet that hurt it was my face and ears it was -18 degrees. and falling on the ice an snow that made it tuff.

Oh yeah falling on ice is just like falling on concrete...

[sawyer1]

concrete is right. I think the airforce would rather everyone be book smart then actually know some sweet skills, Sucks but are mission is just different i guess?

[sevenmalards]

Originally Posted by sawyer1

concrete is right. I think the airforce would rather everyone be book smart then actually know some sweet skills, Sucks but are mission is just different i guess?

What sucks about that? Makes me wish I didn't have to think I was a tough guy and join the Air Force instead of the Army.

[sawyer1]

Im probly moreon the combat side (security forces) and when we deploy we dont have the right training like the other branches, Might just be this base because im in a whole different world up here in the nuc fields

[Firemanbill]

Hey now, the Air Force is toughening up nowadays.

They are making these poor young Airman run 1 1/2 miles twice a year now!