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Redneck security system
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads,
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. Don't know what got into them, but they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer was in on it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.
2005 F250 4X4 CC 6.0 FX4 Lariat
Lots of Toys, cylinder count is now 31: