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post #1 of 17 Old 01-23-2008, 03:36 PM Thread Starter
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Cheating Wife (funny)

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot
of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a
much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received following report:


Most honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He
kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she.
She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off
tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

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post #2 of 17 Old 01-23-2008, 03:38 PM
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Now that's funny

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Thanks for that one, it made my day!

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That is great, lol

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wipin the tears of laughter away as i type this. that is a funny one!!!!


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that was awsome.

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Damn i HAD to piss too. Sh1t brb.
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I play with me and fall out of tree.



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LOLLLLLLLLLLL.

I think he had a hold of the wrong limb!!!!!!

Mr. Lee fall out of tree and broke his wee wee. HEHE.

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