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Old 01-22-2008, 11:54 AM
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Florida Trooper

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the
dealership. Taking to the road, he floored it to 80, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought, as
he flew down I-75. Looking in his rearview mirror he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

So he did naturally what any Florida boy would do: He gunned it to 100,
then 110, then 120! But then he thought, "What am I doing? I am too old
for this." And so he pulled to the side of the road.

The trooper walked up and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a
Florida state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:57 AM
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That's funny!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:58 AM
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Thats great.. I like it..
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:05 PM
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NICE ! ! ! ! ! I have heard it b4 but still got a good lil laugh out of it ! ! !
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:07 PM
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I cant comment, my wife reads this forum.........
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:09 PM
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That's pretty good
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:09 PM
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the
dealership. Taking to the road, he floored it to 80, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought, as
he flew down I-75. Looking in his rearview mirror he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

So he did naturally what any Florida boy would do: He gunned it to 100,
then 110, then 120! But then he thought, "What am I doing? I am too old
for this." And so he pulled to the side of the road.

The trooper walked up and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a
Florida state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

That there is pretty darn funny!
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:16 PM
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Classic

and still funny as he!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:25 PM
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That is some funny stuff good one man!
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:16 PM
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I cant comment, my wife reads this forum.........
no guts no glory
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