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post #1 of 3 Old 01-19-2008, 06:31 PM Thread Starter
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Thoughts to Ponder

Ten Thoughts to Ponder
for 2008







Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's,people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't
got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your *** Tomorrow".

Josh

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#8 is one I think all the ladies of the world should live by....

and if you've seen me, I've eaten a few sammiches..........

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