SPEACHLESS

[MustangInfinity8]

A brunette, red head, and a blonde worked together. They have been noticing their boss leaving early everyday for the past couple of weeks. Finally, one day they agree that they are going to leave early as well. The brunette went home and caught up on her favorite show, the red head went home for a quick work out, the blonde went home for a quick nap. She opened her bedroom door and saw her boss in bed with her husband. She quickly shut the door. The next day the brunette and the red head asked her if she wanted to leave early again. She looked up from her desk and said hell no, yesterday I almost got caught.

[Farmerjohn]

Lol NICE

[REDPOWERSMOKER]

HA HA I LIKE THAT THAT IS GOOD KEEP 'EM COMING GIRL

[Michelle]

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina
Doing only the breaststroke
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette
A Redhead and a Blonde
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore
She was declared the fastest breaststroker
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled declared the second place finisher
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore
And promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race
She replied
"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms"

[REDPOWERSMOKER]

Originally Posted by Michelle

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina
Doing only the breaststroke
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette
A Redhead and a Blonde
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore
She was declared the fastest breaststroker
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled declared the second place finisher
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore
And promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race
She replied
"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms"

HA HA HA HA LMAO THAT IS SOOO GOOD I LIKE THAT

[ABOBB]

Good ones girls.. both of ya.

Keep them coming... I need at least one laugh a day!!!

[TwinTurboStroker]

Hahahaha....those were pretty good

[willypscustoms]

LOL..........................................

[sikktruk01]

those are great," using their arms"

[Mike6176]

Originally Posted by Michelle

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina
Doing only the breaststroke
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette
A Redhead and a Blonde
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore
She was declared the fastest breaststroker
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled declared the second place finisher
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore
And promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race
She replied
"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms"

What was she using?


LOL!!! Good ones.