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post #1 of 13 Old 12-28-2007, 06:55 AM Thread Starter
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Oops !

A man was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

'Twenty dollars...' she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a few minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

The man looks at the woman. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers Indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well, neither did I, 'til you shined that light in her face!"


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post #2 of 13 Old 12-28-2007, 07:12 AM
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chuckle! good un

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Wonder if the guy asked for a refund?


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Wonder if the guy asked for a refund?
now that right there is funny

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post #5 of 13 Old 12-28-2007, 08:22 AM
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only 20 to have sex with your wife, thats getting off cheap..

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only 20 to have sex with your wife, thats getting off cheap..

aint that the truth. costs thousands if she is your wife!!! Funny how before you get married its often and of little cost then the big day arrives and itr all changes.

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lol that was good
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