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Old 12-22-2007, 04:20 AM
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Funny blonde joke

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.'

(Now you are asking what 710 is?! If you're not sure what a 710 is click here http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:43 AM
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HaHaHa good one
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:47 AM
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:50 AM
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Two blondes, Not sure why we always pick on blondes but here goes
Two blonde on is standing on one side of a river, the other is standing on the other side of the same river, One blonde YELLS to the other HEY HOW DO YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE,
the other thinks for a minute (btw does not happen often) then replies
YOUR ON IT STUPID.
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:53 AM
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good one!
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:37 AM
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Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk and one of them finds a makeup compact on the ground and picks it up and opens it. She looks at it real hard for a minute and then says "The person in this picture looks VERY familiar." The other blonde grabs it out of her and looks at it and exclaims "YOU IDIOT!! THATS ME!!"
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:51 AM
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Heard it before.. itsa good one!
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How does a married women hold her licker?

By the ears.
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Two blonds walk into a building... youd think the second one would have learned from the first ones mishap.
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