ELDERLY S&X - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 4 Old 12-18-2007, 06:08 PM Thread Starter
Emergency Services

 
mdkallam130's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mayodan, NC
Posts: 262
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to mdkallam130
ELDERLY S&X

A young girl asked her grandmother one day at her grandfathers funeral.."grandma how did grandpa die?".

the grandmother replied we were having s&x on sunday like we always do and he had a heart attack.

thee little girl replied grandma yall are 93 years old yall shouldnt be havin s&x.

grandma replied "we have been doing it every sunday for the last 60 years to the church bells...in with a ding and out on the dong.

the grandma then said " your grandfather would still be alive had it not been for that dern ice cream truck"

hope yall enjoyed.. merry christmas all



2002 F250 Crew Cab 4x4 7.3

35x12.50x17 on a set of 2005 F250 Wheels
S&B air intake customized
4"turbo back straight pipe with a 5" tip,
gauges
DP TUNER - on its way


wish list.

5"turnout stacks,injectors,bigger turbo, bigger hpop, fass system, Built Transmission



"I'D RATHER BE JUDGED BY 12 THAN CARRIED BY 6"
mdkallam130 is offline  
post #2 of 4 Old 12-18-2007, 06:11 PM
FJuanfiddy mod


 
Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Trempealeau, WI
Posts: 31,836
Thanks: 132
Thanked 186 Times in 166 Posts
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 9 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via Yahoo to Dave

Email: Dave@powerstroke.org
2011 F150 Ecoboost Crew cab lariat. Custom tunes from KEM and 5Star, and Unleashed
2012 F150 Crew Cab Ecoboost stock for now-Totaled March 12 2015
2006 F250 ECSB Lariat 4x4

Leveling kit, 315/70/17 Kelly TSRs on Method race wheels
ARP studs and OEM gaskets done by Renegade Diesel
ECM and Atlas 40 FICM tuned by Bill at PHP SCT tunes by Truck Source Diesel. Gearhead, Innovative, Wildman and Tyrant diesel
Flowmaster/MBRP Hybrid Exhaust
Edge Insight CTS
Coolant filter
Bulletproof diesel FICM EGR Delete, Oil Cooler and Water Pump, and Light bar.
Dually LED lights from Stealth Automotive/Xpedition Outfitters
No Limit Fab 6.0 Cold Air Intake
http://www.bulletproofdiesel.com/default.asp
http://nolimitfabrication.com/
Dave is offline  
post #3 of 4 Old 12-18-2007, 06:11 PM
im fat and ugly


 
stump0331's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 15,689
Thanks: 0
Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
HAHAHAHA

2004 Excursion
stump0331 is offline  
post #4 of 4 Old 12-18-2007, 06:17 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
oafydude28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: shakopee,mn
Posts: 348
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to oafydude28 Send a message via Yahoo to oafydude28
nice

2006 F-350 6.0

On the Truck
SCT Tuned by INNOVATIVE DIESEL:burnout
STUDS!!
ZOODAD MOD
Isspro gauges
Hollowed cat and Muffler delete with a 5 inch tip
Chrome Deer Killer
Garmin NUVI 5000
leveling kit
High Idle Mod
Fog Light Mod
Chrome mirrors, handles & rocker panels


Wants
HID head lights
oafydude28 is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome