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Old 12-18-2007, 07:19 AM
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WORTH READING, I PROMISE

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and
said. 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like. The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the
middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a
large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be
famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped
to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and
take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they
could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their miser and suffering.
The Lord said 'You have seen Hell'.

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the
same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot
of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped
with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished
and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand'. 'It
is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they
have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of
themselves'.

Makes you think huh??? I hope you all have a very blessed holiday...
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:25 AM
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VERY NICE I LIKE THAT
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:27 AM
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Thanks for sharing!! It does indeed give ya a lil something to think about. Hope you have a great Holiday season, too.
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:35 AM
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It is a head scratcher.....
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:36 AM
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That is a very nice one.
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:49 AM
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cool

how true how true
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:16 PM
Is it even worth it???



 
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I like it Crystal. Thanks for sharing.
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It's good stuff! Great time to post this up.
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:41 PM
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Good one Crystal. Never thought of it that way but it makes good sense. Merry Christmas
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