SHD do you suffer from this
Do you suffer from SHD ( Selective Hearing Disorder ).
If you are unsure if you have SHD here is a simple home test you can conduct.
1. Does your wife or significant other hit you with a frying pan while your watching tv. If so then you have SHD.
2. Does your wife or significant other get mad and yell at you because the trash was not taken out. If so then you suffer from SHD.
3. Does your wife or significant other hit you with a baseball bat constantly because you leave the toilet seat up. If so then you suffer from SHD.
If you answered yes to any of these 3 questions. Then you have SHD. Don't worry there is help. All you have to do is go to the closest liquor store and pick up your favorite beverage. Then go to a friends house hang out there to watch the game.