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Old 12-10-2007, 05:52 AM
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23 CHILDREN?

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:59 AM
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Now that was funny! lol
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:01 AM
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Haha

Thats a good one!
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:17 AM
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nice one ! ! ! ! ! !
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:49 AM
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That is Great
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Old 12-10-2007, 08:57 AM
Is it even worth it???



 
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She's back...

Good one there Crystal.. glad to see you pop back in.

Hope things are going well for you... stop in and leave us a joke to lighten the day once in a while so we know you are still alive!!!
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Old 12-10-2007, 09:11 AM
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Hahaha that is funny.
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Old 12-10-2007, 09:14 AM
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LMAO!!!!! Now that is funny!!!
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good one lol
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