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Old 12-03-2007, 08:10 PM
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thought yall might enjoy this one

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback mountain sh!+ in our garden."
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Old 12-03-2007, 08:16 PM
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hell yes!!!! that is great!!!!!!!!!! none of them spiders
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Old 12-03-2007, 08:20 PM
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thats funny stuff
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:25 PM
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lol that is funny.....
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:29 PM
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haha good stuff
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:32 PM
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hahhaahaha F that movie
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:40 PM
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ahahahaha thats great
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:33 PM
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I don't care who ya are that's funny right thar..
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:55 PM
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Ha ha good one bud!!
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Old 12-04-2007, 10:10 AM
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nice ! ! ! !
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