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Old 12-02-2007, 11:08 AM
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A few days ago while I was working on another customers car, a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

I gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. I then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here:

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:09 AM
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THATS TFF did that happen or u bsin
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:10 AM
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Thats pretty funny Good one
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:19 AM
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that is too funny... she had me going... I will have a too that
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:23 AM
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LMAO!!! Very Good!! Very Good!!
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:24 AM
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Nice one Joe!!
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Did you give her a new 710 and a jug of headlight fluid. lol
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:38 AM
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Classic !!!

A story about a real one:

My friend and I were working on his girlfriends car changing out the shifter cable. She, yes a blonde, who worked in the autoparts industry knew exactly the part we needed. She and my wife, yes a blonde, jumped in our car with the shifter cable and took off to Autozone... When they came back they were laughing their butts off... Obviously we had to ask why... My wife has a way of "playing the dumb blonde" kind of set up the poor guy behind the counter... When asked what kind of car it was she said, twirling her hair, "a gold one".... I would have loved to have seen the look on the guys face, I'm sure it was priceless....

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Classic !!!

A story about a real one:

My friend and I were working on his girlfriends car changing out the shifter cable. She, yes a blonde, who worked in the autoparts industry knew exactly the part we needed. She and my wife, yes a blonde, jumped in our car with the shifter cable and took off to Autozone... When they came back they were laughing their butts off... Obviously we had to ask why... My wife has a way of "playing the dumb blonde" kind of set up the poor guy behind the counter... When asked what kind of car it was she said, twirling her hair, "a gold one".... I would have loved to have seen the look on the guys face, I'm sure it was priceless....

Ken....
LOL...that's pretty good. I could tell ya some about some of the customers we get and the things they say. The public never ceases to amaze me at times. Never a dull moment.
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