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post #1 of 3 Old 01-31-2013, 03:36 AM Thread Starter
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School 1957 vs 2012

> SCHOOL - 1957 vs. 2012
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> Scenario :
> Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.
>
> 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
> up best friends.
>
> 2012- Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with
> assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go
> to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governors hold
> meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.
>
> Scenario :
> Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
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> 1957 - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the
> Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class
> again.
>
> 2012 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested
> for ADHD – result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get
> fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from
> government because Robbie has a disability.
>
> Scenario :
> Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a
> whipping with his belt.
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> 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
> college, and becomes a successful businessman.
>
> 2012 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to
> foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.
>
> Scenario :
> Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
>
> 1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.
> Passes exams, becomes a solicitor.
>
> 2012 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark
> expelled from school for drug taking . Ends up as a drop out.
>
> Scenario :
> Johnny takes leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a
> paint tin and blows up a wasps' nest.
>
> 1957 - Wasps die.
>
> 2012 - Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with
> domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home,
> computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is
> never allowed to fly in an airplane again.
>
> Scenario :
> Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his
> knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort
> him.
>
> 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing
> footie.No damage done.
>
> 2012 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
> She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and
> ends up gay.
>
> This should be sent to every e-mail address you know to remind us how
> stupid we have become!


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