Dear Tide.

[Lonno]

Dear Tide Detergent:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago,
I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the
supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative,
and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people."

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[redstroker_2002]

this isnt the house keeping fourm! lets talk diesel!

[Rob]

Haha, thats a good one!!!

[bigcountrysg]

Dear Stihl Chainsaws,

I could not believe how well your product worked. I have seen the commericials of loggers cutting down big trees. But it was amazing on how well and clean it cut through human flesh. Thank you for a great product. I was able to dismember my late husband in a matter of seconds.

Again thank you for a great product I have to write the heft trash bag company now.

[Lonno]

Originally Posted by bigcountrysg

Dear Stihl Chainsaws,

I could not believe how well your product worked. I have seen the commericials of loggers cutting down big trees. But it was amazing on how well and clean it cut through human flesh. Thank you for a great product. I was able to dismember my late husband in a matter of seconds.

Again thank you for a great product I have to write the heft trash bag company now.

Lets not give the ladies any ideas.

[bigcountrysg]

Originally Posted by dlonno

Lets not give the ladies any ideas.

I am not giving no ideas. If they want ideas all they have to do is watch CSI.