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Old 11-19-2007, 07:34 AM
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Talking Things you can only say on Turkey Day!

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving.

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11.. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING !!!!
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Old 11-19-2007, 07:41 AM
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thats good stuff
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Twisted, I love it
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Old 11-19-2007, 08:04 AM
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that's messed up! But funny!!!
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OMG 14 is great!

You still have a little bit on your chin!!!!
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Old 11-19-2007, 08:37 AM
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thats funny
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Old 11-19-2007, 08:49 AM
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You gotta love Thanksgiving!
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Old 11-19-2007, 09:51 AM
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OMG 14 is great!

You still have a little bit on your chin!!!!
I personally like...."don't play with your meat"
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Old 11-19-2007, 10:01 AM
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nice one Julian
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Old 11-19-2007, 10:02 AM
Is it even worth it???



 
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Those are good Julian.. had me smiling...
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