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Funny Joke

Stole this off of the Diesel Resource site, but I had to share. I got a good laugh out of it maybe you will to.....

Talkative Wife (***Heavily Sanitized***)

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control
at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't
be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your darn mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darnit,
can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it
on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I
could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat
belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."
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