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Old 11-13-2007, 07:15 PM
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Sick fishing joke

So there was this old farmer driving through the country side along a river. He spots an old PowerStrokeDiesel truck parked alongside the river with the windows painted up "Just Married" and with a full complement of aluminum cans on strings trailing behind. The farmer spots a young man out fishing a bend in the river all by himself. Curious, the farmer parks his older PSD and saunters over.

"That'cher truck?" says the farmer.

"Yup" says the younger guy.

"how come your aren't back at the hotel making love to your new wife?" Says the farmer.

"oh, she's got gonorhea" says the young guy.

Disgusted, the farmer walks off. The very next day, the farmer spots the same PSD on the next bend in the river. He parks and again walks over.

"say son, have you tried rolling your new wife over and trying that?" says the farmer.

"Oh, she's got diarhea" says the young PSD driver.

More disgusted, the farmer turns in haste and storms off.

So the third day, the same farmer spots the same PSD further down the river. By now, the farmer thinks he's got it all figured out for the young diesel driver.

"say son, why don't you try to talk your new wife into using her mouth?" says the farmer.

"oh no, she's got piarhea." says the young diesel driver.

"son, I can't figure it out, why the heck did you marry this woman?" says the farmer.

"Well, she's got gonnorhea, diarhea, and piarhea, but she's also got worms and I like to fish!".
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Old 11-13-2007, 07:41 PM
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WOW...That's bad....very bad...but funny
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Old 11-14-2007, 08:03 AM
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Yep, there nothing right about that one...



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Man I was eating my lunch while reading this one. I am not so hungry any more.
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thats just sick
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Old 11-14-2007, 09:10 AM
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that's to bad, poor bastard!
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