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Old 11-12-2007, 07:19 AM
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Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast".

Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Ken....
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Old 11-12-2007, 08:00 AM
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That's messed up!
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:33 AM
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Old 11-12-2007, 05:44 PM
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OOooooooohh! That's mean.
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:00 PM
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That is so wrong on many levels
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Old 11-13-2007, 06:48 PM
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Dude that is so wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-13-2007, 06:52 PM
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I think I just threw up a little bit...
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Old 11-13-2007, 06:56 PM
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LMAO....I have heard that one before!!
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Old 11-13-2007, 06:57 PM
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LOL that's SOOOOOOOO funny!!!!
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Old 11-13-2007, 07:05 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. That wuz a goodin'
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