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Old 11-05-2007, 05:19 PM
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Want a good laugh???

The Teenager


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager
had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if
you were my son."
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:26 PM
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:26 PM
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Good one Dad......



Sounds like the punk got punked.........
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:30 PM
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High Five to the old man!!! LMAO!
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:31 PM
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yeah my wife sent that to me and i had to share!!!
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LOL niceeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:47 PM
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I laughed so had i scared my baby out of a dead sleep!!!!
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:59 PM
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LOL, dont wake the little one!!!!! sssshhhhh...
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY SH!T RITE THERE!!!!!
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