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post #1 of 15 Old 11-05-2007, 05:19 PM Thread Starter
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Want a good laugh???

The Teenager


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager
had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if
you were my son."


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Good one Dad......



Sounds like the punk got punked.........
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High Five to the old man!!! LMAO!

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yeah my wife sent that to me and i had to share!!!


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LOL niceeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I laughed so had i scared my baby out of a dead sleep!!!!



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LOL, dont wake the little one!!!!! sssshhhhh...


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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY SH!T RITE THERE!!!!!

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