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Old 11-05-2007, 10:41 AM
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Democrat, Republican, or Redneck?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican,
or a Redneck?


Here is a little test that will help you decide


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?
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Democrat's
Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a
consensus.


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Republican's
Answer:


BANG!


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Redneck's
Answer:


BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click....


(sounds
of reloading)


BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
.


Daughter:
'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?'


Son:
'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'


Wife:
'You are not taking that to the
taxidermist.'
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Old 11-05-2007, 10:52 AM
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lol.............................
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Old 11-05-2007, 10:56 AM
im fat and ugly


 
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oh man now thats funny
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:07 AM
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haha thats pretty cool
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:10 AM
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Dang I guess I am a redneck.
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:10 AM
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Definately REDNEK! :fawkdance:
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:28 AM
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looks like i am a redneck..... funny.....
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:30 AM
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At first I thougt I was a Republican....but...I guess I'm all REDNECK!!
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:53 AM
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I'm a redneck Republican!
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:27 PM
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I'm a redneck through and through!!
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