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Old 10-31-2007, 03:06 PM
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happy halloween!!

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him




FASTER...




FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in,
slams and locks the door behind him.


However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket
clapping





clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...




on his heels, the terrified man runs.




Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







Bumping and clapping toward him.




The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can
find is
a bottle of cough syrup!






Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
















and,







(hopefully you're ready for this!!!) .........................................









The coffin stops.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:10 PM
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oh wow... not good Rob, not good...
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:26 PM
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i know, i thought it was "kinda" funny, but not a gut buster!!!
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:44 PM
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Hey I though it was pretty funny! To each their own i guess
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:00 PM
Is it even worth it???



 
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OMG... that was so cheesy, that I laughed!!!
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