Hostess Break-up

[SuperCrutyPS]

Got this from my Mom.....


You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike.

But you may not have heard how it was split up.

The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
the Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes,
and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.