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post #1 of 8 Old 10-28-2007, 05:23 AM Thread Starter
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Grannies don't know everytihng

Grandmas Don't Know Everything

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback but she decided to tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse darling."

Little Tony said "Oh OK" and went back outside to play with the other Kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily "Grandma it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom Wants to talk to you."

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Trey you had me worried there for a minute! LOL Thought I was gonna have to have a little talk with you!

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I should have known you were NOT talking about me!

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well duh it was a joke i sent to my mother in law

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LOL that is funny!!!! If I sent that to my mother-in-law, she would drop dead on the spot!

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I got a good giggle outa that one.



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