Saturday's Joke

[bigcountrysg]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...
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> Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston
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> After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
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> They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
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> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00.
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> The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
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> He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!
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> When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
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> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
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> "But we didn't use them," the man complains.
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> "Well, they are here, and you could have," Explains the Manager.
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> He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
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> "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
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> "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
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> "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
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> No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
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> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
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> The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00."
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> "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."
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> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
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> "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

[Blue01F250]

hahahahahah

[cj41foley]

hahaha lol, thats a good one

[jblagg]

lol thats good

[Ditty]

That's a pretty good one!!